The 2010 Hot Babe Contest presented by Jack's


The Hot Babe Contest started with an idea by Matt Impelluso, founder and owner of The Warzone Network. In October 2001, right after September 11, Matt came into the library for a research project third period in his English class. Nick Reasoner and Jared Flynn both sat at his table. During the next thirty minutes, Jared, Nick, and Matt comprised of 24 girls to be in the Sophomore Hot Babe Contest. These 24 girls would then match up each other in a "Mortal Kombat-Like" Tournament duel. (Similar to to the NBA / NHL Playoffs)

The 24 girls all faced each other in many matches. In the very end for the sophomore contest, Sarah Guest, Jackie Khulman, and Cameron Conder were to face each other in a "Triple-Threat" because 24 does not divide evenly to two. Sarah Guest won the competition, and became the first TW Hot Babe.

The very next year, Matt knew the Hot Babe Contest would attract lots of attention, so he brought it back again. This time, however, it was even more massive. 32 girls were selected, all on behalf of Matt, for the contest. Kelly Kincl randomized the contest by picking different numbers. The contest never really finished. On October 15, TW was shut down for more than a month due to server problems. On November 15, it was brought back to life. It took massive amounts of surgery to fix this problem. During the TW Awards, the second annual, Jackie Khulman was selected as the 2002 Hot Babe. Her and Sarah share the status as the TW Hot Babes.

In 2003, Matt went absolutely crazy. He decided to have all four classes of the high school compete in the largest internet Hot Babe Contest of all time. 144 girls vied for the championship title. Becky Wilson won the freshman contest by a landslide. Misty Hutchinson pulled through with a win for the sophomores. Deirdre Strange's tactics earned her the Junior Award. And finally, in the senior round, Lizzie Trout took the gold from Jackie Khulman.

In 2008, the contest came back by popular demand. In what he calls "a stupid, really stupid move" Matt changed the rules of the Hot Babe Contest by including "electoral" votes in divisions of Texas and the United States. It actually didn't fuck up the contest, but Erin Salazar got left out of the final rounds because of the situation. Marley Robberson easily defeated Marijke Eutropius for the 2008 Championship. This contest also started the "International Football System" and "The Champions League"(see the rules for more information)

In 2009, a major catastrophe accord sending the contest into jeopardy. Matt introduced red and yellow cards, or penalities, against the girls for anyone who cheated in the contest. However, it backfired against the girls, because stupid, complete fucking morons who disliked other girls based on popularity tried to kick each other out by voting incorrectly. Kalie Cowher and Ashley Dunn were both disqualified in the final round, both with three red cards each.

To fix the problem of the 2009 contest, Matt re-did the contest in November, with different girls, and without the penalty rules. The contest went without a hitch. Marley Robberson defeated Jo Ann Todd - it took three different tries, because the contest kept on tying. Marley is the first ever two-time champion, is hence disqualified from entering this contest.

This contest is unlike any of the other contests, because the winner gets 3 expensive bottles of liquor from Jack's Liquor. Jack's is located at 2814 N Main Street, Baytown Tx, in between the police station and SH 146. Thank you Zach for your help in the contest!