What's on My Mind
LETS GO LETS GO
January 29, 2004
I have a lot to say in this WOMM, and its going to center around the fact of contributing to your community. This is going to be extremely weird in many ways, but I'll try to make it sound like a Matt Impelluso thing, not a Preacher Joel Osteen at Lakewood Church in Houston. BTW, can you believe they're moving into the Compaq Center? Holy shit that's a big church! I think I'll go just to see the facility. LOLOL!
Another important thing I would like to mention is the fact that we are now on TW04 schedule. If possible, I will try and get tw04.com, the huge campaign I want to throw, by Friday. Governor and First Lady nominations were today, more on that later, but I'm not too sure if I'm going to make my campaign pitch with Allison sooner than Friday, because we have a very busy schedule - very busy indeed! I know many of you are very busy as well, and you would like me to get straight to the fucking point, so here we go.
Aaron and NHS
I am extremely disappointed in the entire student body as of right now. There is one person in this world I wish more of you could be like. Well, not in all ways, cause that'd be weird. Miranda came up to me the FIRST FIVE MINUTES I was holding my milk jug, trying to contribute to Aaron. While people laughed and gave me pennies, Miranda gave me two dollars. That was SHOCKING. She like basically handed it over. Let me also mention that she's not the richest kid on the block either. Then, today, she was like, "Oh Matt, here, give this to Aaron" and she gives me a BIG BAG FULL OF CHANGE! Jesus Christ!
Now, I'm not saying everyone should all go get face lifts and look as sexy as one of my best friends (all of my best friends are gorgeous anyway) but I wish some people would follow in her lead. I am a cheap son of a bitch, let me just make that clear. The only reason I probaly haven't donated all my lunch money the past two weeks is because I've been trying to get TW better quality, plus I'm a fat slob and if I don't eat I die. But, I routinely put away change so I can give to Aaron. You all should do the same. There's change all over your house and you know it. And if there's not, and you seriously can't afford, try to spread the message. Aaron's medical expenses are going over one million dollars - ONE MILLION DOLLARS, THAT'S MORE MONEY THEN MY PARENTS WILL MAKE IN THEIR LIFE TIME PLUS A MILLION. LOL.
Either people are blind, or people just don't like Aaron, or something is the matter. Relay For Life always got people to donate money. Now, we have an exact specific costs, who Mrs. Black calls "One of our Own," and we have flyers all over the god damn school, and we still aren't even close to $1000 yet. Even if you don't like Aaron, hell, we get to watch people kiss pigs! That's fucking awesome!
So, if you don't like Aaron, fine. But I doubt you like the people who want to kiss the pigs more than Aaron. So, watch them disgrace themselves, and you help out. Aaron was a fun guy, we had a good time, and I would do this for anybody, best friend or down to an aquaintance. LETS KICK SOME ASS BOYS! DONATE MONEY!
P.S. I wrote most of this WOMM like 3 days ago so you might be asking, "Oh shit I have no time to donate since I missed my chance cause I'm a fucking asshole." Don't worry. There's many ways you can donate in the future. Allison and I will have a long weekend counting money. God I don't want to do that. And also, Miranda might be a saint, but some people are Gods - donating 5, 10, 20, even 50 dollars! Isn't that incredible? Familes even contributed $200. What a great thing! Another major thing I was going to mention is to many of the NHS members who aren't signing up for service projects. What in the hell is the point of being a member of a volunteer service to your community if you don't do anything? Lets go people lets go! We need tutors out there for freshman so we can get these people passing. Some freshman are STUPID FUCKS, big time, and we need to change their mentality. We are the only ones that can do it! We're the leaders of this school. I can't do it alone. Clair can't do it alone. Lady can't do it alone (YES LADY IS VOLUNTEERING TO TEACH EXTREMELY STUPID DOGS HOW TO JUST BE STUPID LIKE HER) so lets go! You, your pets, your parents, everyone, lets go. I've said lets go like 600 times already. I sound like my uncle, when he's trying to hand me a slice of pizza. "Lets go Matthew Lets go, come on man lets go, come on." He sounds like a fucking broken record.
So, I'm going to go help the geography teachers ASAP. The rest of you in Honor Society, KEEP IT UP. If ALL of us sign up to help in something, that will be 150 people to tutor somewhat around 700 kids, and that's not bad. That's 21.4% coverage - and 20 percent usually are the ones who fail. Lets go people!!!
"Mrs. Smith, you get that tuxedo order ready for me" - Matthew James Arrogant Impelluso.
Ok boys and girls, I'm going to start doing my campaign speeches starting on Thursday, and you're going to see flyers of my face all over the school like there's no tomorrow. Everyone in this school will be absolutely sick of my face that they'll have to vote to shut me up.
EVERYONE NEEDS TO VOTE FOR THIS. HELL VOTE AGAINST ME IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES JUST FUCKING VOTE!
Freshmen, Sophomores, and Juniors can vote for 2,4, or 6 members for their class, respectively, plus 12 seniors. The seniors can vote only for themselves - 12. All of you should take this oppurtunity.
LETS GO LETS GO!
That's the new slogan for TW. Lets go! Assholes!
I'll give you more information on voting very very soon!
TW supports Kerry!
If you're Republican you're shit out of luck because I'm democrat and this website is mine therefore you're going to see donkeys all over the fucking place. I hate George W Bush, many of you do too, and I know many of you would like to see him out of office.
Therefore, I have picked my candiate. I listened to him while I was in New York after my grandmother passed, and I heard how he was the underdog, yet he had the most rational points. His name was John Kerry, and he's sexy Y smart Y awesome. He has won both the Iowa and New Hampshire caucuses. If you haven't heard of John Kerry, the democratic primaries, or what a caucus is, you need to get the hell out of this website and figure out what you're priorities are: 1) Being a fucking idiot and reading this site or 2) Being an intelligant asshole and reading this site. I'd prefer 2. Most of us are 2. Those of you who are 1, aren't number one. SORRY!
Anyway, you can already see my Pro-John Kerry stuff starting to emerge on this website, so I suggest you check out his and see what he has to say. He's a great man, with great ideas and stuff. I don't expect even half of you to like him because most of you grew up in the South and you've had Republican morals since day one. But, I haven't, I didn't, and I'm a democrat for life. The only thing I really liked what George W Bush did was kill off all the death penalty people. I love the death peanlty, I just wish the process on killing off people could go faster.
Ok so anyway don't listen to Ray Moore when he disses Republicans y stuff.
OUR OWN CAUCUS
THERE HAS BEEN A CHALLENGE FOR FRESHMAN PRESIDENT.
TOM CURRIE, CURRENT FRESHMAN PRESIDENT WILL DUEL FROM A CHALLENGE BY TREY GAMMON, CURRENT FRESHMAN EMPLOYEE, AND ANOTHER CHALLENGE FROM HIS BROTHER, CURRENT FRESHMAN EMPLOYEE, ROB CURRIE.
TREY = Green Party; TOM = Whig Party; ROB = National Socialist
THE DUEL WILL BE ON SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 1, RIGHT AFTER THE SUPER BOWL, WHEN I ASK THEM FIVE DIFFERENT QUESTIONS PERTAINING TO THINGS WE WANT TO HEAR. WHICH EVER ONE YOU AGREE WITH IN 3 OUT OF THE 5 CHOICES PLUS 51 PERCENT OR MORE OF THE EMPLOYEE VOTE. MIRANDA BRYANT MUST ALSO AGREE WITH 2 OUT OF THE 5 THINGS YOU SAY. [Miranda is the Former Freshman President who agreed to select Tom Currie to replace her]
THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY OF THE INTERNET CAN VOTE IN THIS COMPETITION. IT WILL BE NON-RIGGED, DUE TO VOTATIONS DOING THE COUNTING.
THERE WILL BE NO RECOUNTS.
IF THERE IS A TIE, MY DOG, LADY, BECOMES THE FRESHMAN PRESIDENT.
I went to the doctor yesterday.
He told me I have senioritis.
I don't like to do anything.
I don't like to wake up.
I don't like to do anything.
I don't like to wake up.
When I go to school
I do absolutely nothing.
Please help me. I am so fat
Fat from nothingness.
I am so tired of grades.
Lets just all eat some pie.
I have no idea what that's about, but I have Senioritis. A horrible case. It's so bad that I go to school to do nothing.
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH GIVING ME AN 8 MINUS ON A PAPER AND THEN PUTTING 78? 8 MINUS IS LIKE 90. GET IT RIGHT GIRL!
This is all I really have to say this week. God damn I hate school. God damn it. God fucking damn it. The only class I enjoy going to, incredibly, is health.
Ok time to die.
P.S. ANYONE HIT BY THE METRORAIL DESERVES IT MOTHER FUCKER! GO METRORAIL KICK SOME ASS!
P.P.S. GEORGE CARLIN WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME.
P.P.P.S. "You know when you girls give a horse a blowjob....." ROFLMFAO ROFLMFAO ROFLMFAO BEST LINE IN THE SHOW AND BRAD WAS TALKING TO HIS PARENTS ON THE PHONE AND MISSED IT POOR BRAD!
P.P.P.P.S. ALL NEWSBOARD POSTS ENDING SUNDAY WILL BE DELETED. THANKS FOR A GREAT MONTH IN POSTING! KEEP IT UP NEXT MONTH AND THE FOLLOWING, USUALLY THE SLOWEST MONTHS SINCE THE GLORY DAYS!