What's on My Mind

Lee Week, Shit, Cunts

October 7, 2003

This week, there was a lot of potential in the air that everyone wanted to take advantage of. This week was very different for many people, and it was extremely odd for myself. But, all in all, it comes down to this week. Lee Week. We're Seniors. Well, most of us. And Lee won't allow swords because they think it's a terrorist weapon.

That's totally ok though, I'm just going to laugh and eat some salsbury steak.

Speaking of that, many of you are probably wondering why The Masticators have been slacking off as of late. Last week, for the fucking final and last time, Crystal Tenning, the only girl I'll publically humiliate on TW, kicked us out of the store, AGAIN. The first time, she was just being a bitch. This time, she was being a fucking terrorist. She was terrorizing our will to bring you fun wholesome family entertainment.

Right in the middle of her checking someone out, she runs to the manager, tells her we're back in the store, and she gets us all in trouble. Now, the only one of us she should have problems with is Jeff. Jeff dated her (no one FUCKING KNOWS WHY) for like half a day, and she's held a grudge because obviously Jeff dumped her ugly ass.

So twice we get kicked out and Jeff isn't even here. So, does this person actually follow the fucking rules or something? Who the hell does that anymore? Follows the rules? If I had my own rules on here I'd fucking piss on myself for having them. Rules are dumb. I mean, maybe a rule like, "Don't pet an alligator, EVER" is ok, but a rule like, "Don't bring cameras to school" I mean, that rule is DEFINITELY broken numerous times by not only me but the entire student population.

Just to all of you who are suspicious of my antics on the Hot Babe Contest. I fucking swear on this website Rachel won by full votes. For a while, I had proof on the site, but then I realized my proof was fradulant. There was 26 votes missing for everyone, and I have no idea where they went. But, Rachel won heavily yesterday. Maybe more people need to get other people to vote and stop blaming Rachel for having friends.

Speaking of that, Congratulations Becky and Angela for being nominated in the finals of the 2003 Hot Babe Contest for Freshmen. People are already picking their culprit for the win, and it should be a great contest. I'm expecting a tie breaker. Just kidding. That would suck majorly, fucking recounting all the votes. This isn't Florida. We stick to one decision.

You know, I'm fucking sick of people sometimes. Not like people people, but people who just...need to shut the FUCK UP. Like, "If you smoke, you'll get lung cancer in the long run! Look, here's a year's worth of tar a body accumulates if you smoke cigarettes every day for a year!"

There were 120 people in the cafeteria today listening to this. Most of us passed DARE in 5th grade. Not to say any of us actually follow those rules but at the time we did. We're like, almost adults now, and people are still bringing this "Smoking is Bad" campaign. Jesus Christ, get the hell out of the school and come back when you have soemthing original to talk about. I'm not sorry for any prick who gets lung cancer if they smoke. It's their fucking fault. And if my father gets lung cancer, he'll blame himself, and so will I, and hopefully he won't. He's been smoking since he was 14 and he's almost 50, and he's been fit for a while.

If these methods of trying to make us stop doing something didn't work back in junior high, how the hell do they think a bunch of old high school students are going to change? Not gonna fucking happen.

I'm bored so next topic. I WASN'T FUCKING JESUS TODAY. I WASN'T FUCKING JESUS. IT'S JULIUS CAESAR. IF I WAS JESUS I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT A HUGE CRUCIFIX Y MANY MORE PROPS! THANKS!

As a whole, Lee Week is pretty fun. Everyone seems to be sort of into it and the school spirit thing really doesn't matter anymore. Anti-School should be the slogan for Lee, they're being more strict with the rules than we are. That's pretty horendous considering it's usually the other way around.

Although I hate school in general because it's so tedious at times, Lee Week is always fun, even if you don't participate. It's funny to look at everyone. Drew Garcia looked absolutely hilarious in his mullet wig today. Other people who looked sexy where the "devil" girls, people wearing pumpkin outfits, and the absolutely hilarious Power Rangers.

The rest of the week should go off sexy. On Friday, we will dance till the stadium lights go off, for the last ever rout of Lee murdering us. I mean, ok, we MIGHT have a chance this year. Other years, forget about it, this year, maybe. I don't really care honestly, we just need to all have a good time.

Let me clarify something with all of you. SENIOR RESEARCH PAPER IS FUCKING TRASH. 100 NOTECARDS = FUCKING TRASH. IT BEING SUCH A HUGE PART OF OUR GRADE = FUCKING TRASH. thanks!

THE CURRIE BROTHERS: DOUBLE THE DICK, DOUBLE THE ASSHOLE.

Thanks to all of you who have been complimenting on my Baytown Sun articles. So far no one has any complaints - and if you do, please come up and talk to me about it. But, I doubt anyone does, I mean, there's nothing wrong with any of them.

VOTE THIS WEEKEND FOR THE FINALS OF THE FRESHMEN GIRLS, FINAL EIGHT OF THE SOPHOMORE GIRLS, SWEET 16 OF THE JUNIORS, AND THE 64 GIRLS IN THE SENIOR CONTEST OMG!

TIME TO DIE!

-Matt

P.S. Once upon a time there was a Jew walking down the hallway and I yelled out "Hey Jew!" and the Jew didn't look back, but Tim Brockman did. ;)

P.S. Rachel Barajas - n SEE ALSO ASSHOLE, CUNTSTORM, JEW, BITCH, MOTHER-FUCKER, AND WILLIAM ROBERT BROOKS.