WOMM - september 6, 2002

Do you know its not even called SAC anymore? Its like...OCS...Off Campus Suspension, but I mean, SAC sounds so much better...its like we're getting hit in the nutsac. Yes. I'm in SAC for 5 days for my antics at the graduation cermony last year, YES, LAST YEAR. So, last day of your senior year, right when you get your diplomas, you are free to do stuff without getting in trouble at school. Lesson learned I guess. Walking off the football field with 10,000 people watching isn't exactly the coolest thing ever, LOL.

So, 5 days. What is SAC? SAC is you in a room with people that want to kill you, because they're all mostly gang members, or stupid idiots that just don't want to do stuff. Since it is the beginning of the year, there shouldn't be 60 million people there, but it could be possible, considering left over time from last year and stuff like that.

Hey, 9-11. This is what I got to say. America, you SUCK. EVERYTHING ABOUT AMERICA SUCKS, well, except for French Fries, and like, girls. But, OKAY, BACK TO YELLING, AMERICA?? ITS NOT GOD BLESS AMERICA. ITS GOD BLESS NEW YORK. NEW YORK WAS TERRORIZED. (No one cares about Washington). AMERICA WASN'T TERRORIZED. STOP ALL OF YOUR 9-11 PARADES AND REMBERANCES. WE DON'T NEED TO REMEMBER. ITS OVER. TWIN TOWERS FOREVER. LOVE, PEACE, AND NEW YORK. AND NEXT TIME YOU SAY I LOVE NEW YORK AND YOU'VE NEVER BEEN THERE, NEVER SWEATED NEW YORK, AND NEVER RODE THE NEW YORK SUBWAY, YOU DON'T LOVE IT!! Right Stackey? :)

For the love of Stan, Jehovah, and God, New York is New York, New York is a country, a city, a county, and a state. May you never forget what happened in New York, NOT FUCKING AMERICA. NO ONE BOMBED DAMN MONTANA.

Ok, sorry for my anti 9-11 preaching, but its true. Anyway, what else is going on? When I was called to the office, I heard Mrs. May say, "He looks so scared and looks like he'll never get in trouble." HA! MATT IMPELLUSO DOT COM. HAHAHA! I wasn't really scared, I knew I was gonna die. Its those damn office visits that you don't know are going to happen.

Oh, and um, Homecoming. Good? Bad? Not really, if you're going to Kemah. A stupid damn Tropical Storm Faye is heading our way and is going to destroy Kemah and every other part of Houston. Watch out. We might die.

Anything else? Not really. Read the other column if you haven't cause its funny. It talks about me taking a shit and my toliet fucking me right back in the asshole.

Oh, fartCUMmer, check that SHIT out!

-Matt-

AIM: PsYcHo MaTt 316