WOMM - september 12, 2002

My name is Matt, and I have served 13 days in SAC in my life, AND IT SUCKS. Well, not to the extent of not being in band, but I mean, its like, you get suicidal in there. The work is great. You have to do work for like 5 days and you finish it in 1..and then you play on your graphing calculator the entire time or read computer magazines. Now, that's the fun part. But, not only that, if you have the former CBJ Principal telling you he pirates movies from Kazaa DAILY, now that my friends, is getting hit in the SAC, or should I say OCS? (Ovulation Control Center).

Let me kind of go over my week. I get to this shitty portable building in the middle of like fucking Guatamala, and my entire bag is being searched because they think I'm some kind of criminal. No, I just have a big mouth, and I don't repsect authority. But, you will RESPECT MY AUTHORITIE!!! - Eric Cartman. Now, before we go wild on South Park quotes, let me just say that SAC would not be the same if Mr. Allen wasn't there, because overall, we talked about 2 hours on computer parts and stuff like that. INSANE STUFF GUYS. INSANE.

On Monday, I did History AP work, and by the day's end, I got a couple of assignments. Not too much though. Not too much. The next day, I get like a book of work to do, and I'm like, Ha. SAC isn't punishment. I mean, if I got like 30 days, yeah it would be. What I did and my first punishment is 60000000 times worse then SAC - not being in band. Of course, no one understands that, but its still ok. Actually, you mostly all know what I did, and it wasn't THAT bad. But, of course, the school system is full of republican assholes that have bible scriptures tattooed on their ass, so of course, I was going to get in trouble.

On September 11th, the SCGC students were treated with ice cream because it was 9-11. FUCK THAT. ICE CREAM??? PEOPLE DIED IN NEW YORK. THIS ISN'T THE FUCKING FORTH OF JULY. GOD I HATE REPUBLICANS AND PEOPLE BORN WITH A SMALL DICK!!! Wait, we all were. Um. Ok, I HATE EVERYONE THAT STILL HAS A SMALL BABY-LIKE DICK, LIKE REPUBLICANS!!!!!! "SMALL" DICK CHENEY AND "I SHAVE MY" GEORGE BUSH!!! STUPID ASS REPUBLICANS. COCK-ROACHES ARE BETTER THEN YOU IN OFFICE.

On September 11th, the New York Lottery numbers were 9-1-1. The Standard and Poor 500 finished at 9.11. And yes, I said a bad word to SOMEBODY, at 9:11.

So, everyone is telling me that homecoming is going to be in October. Man, that SUCKS. Everyone is going to dump everyone and everyone is going to hate each other. I mean, is school still the same? We won a football game. Am I missing like constant celebrations? LOLOLOL, like tailgate parties in the middle of the commons? WE WON A FOOTBALL GAME. WE ARE AT .500. WE WON. A GAME. FOOTBALL. FOOSEBALL. FOOTBALL. FUTBOL DE NORTEAMERICANO. AMERICAN FOOTBALL. NOT SOCCER. FOOTBALL. Ok, I'm done.

Ladies and Gentleman, may I present to you, Matt II. AMD XP 2000+ processor. Soyo Dragon Lite Mobo with capibilities of 3 gigs DDR 333 ram. A TDK 40x12x48 CD-RW drive. Currently, I'm working on getting either an eVGA nVidia GeForce 4 4600 graphic board - BUT, the new ATI 9700, really sexy. Have I lost all of you non-computer nerds? Oh ok, sorry. Its in the works of being made.

A fuckfest will happen soon - that's a guarantee. I know you haven't seen a GD in a long time, but its cause I'm not at school. Es horrible. Horrible.

I'm so tired and sick. Like, why is everyone getting sick all of a sudden? Its like we all got the East Mississppi virus. I don't know what's going on. It just needs to stop, now, cause i don't like it. K? THANKS.

Eminem - Stan. Don't know why, but I love it.

Something Corporate - Globes and Maps/Konstantine. Don't get it if you hate emo though. Konstantine is 9 minutes long btw.

Hanson - Weird. Get it if you enjoy gay sex.

Oh man, I'm tired, I'm done for tonight. The Hot Girl Contest comes NEXT WEEK on Friday. BTW, Sarah Guest is not on it. Thanks. She won last year and she's retired.

Check out me and Jill farting and spreading the cheese in the new AIM Shit - RSSCOTTAGECHEESE and SOYCOTTAGECHEESE. Go here: thewarzone5000.com/aim/cheese

Cause I am whatever you say I am......not homosexual though, that's Herbie's job. Speaking of Herbie, look for him doing the newest project, stupidkrap.com. Es coming.

-Matt-